The easiest way to block stress is to learn to laugh more. Laughter is good for the heart and creates a positive state of mind.
After reading all that’s going wrong in the world, don’t skip the comics. A funny joke stays with you for the rest of the day.
Apreciate your friends who take time to share a joke, or two with you. It’s love in disguise.
Regardless of your age, your wealth, or lifestyle, things are good and life is better when you laugh.
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In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates.
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples”…
Lesson – NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! ππ
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KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad…?
DAD : β Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns whiteβ¦
KID :- Now understand why grandpaβs hairs are all whiteβ¦
Moral :- Donβt be over smart…
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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth…
Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair…
Oops πππ
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!ππ³
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked did he miss his wife so much ?
He replied miserably :
No my wife missed the bus !!!
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Dont laugh alone, share with others…
Thank you for your midweek smiles. Blessings!
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