A day without laughter is a day wasted. Hope you take a little time to laugh again.
Jokes to make you smile again.
In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! 😜😜
KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart…
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth
Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Don’t laugh alone, share with others 😂
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river, and all died .
Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked why did he miss his wife so much ?
He replied miserably : No. My wife missed the bus !!! 😜😜😜😜😂😂
If I made one person smile, it was worth it!
Without YOU, there will be no me. Thank you for staying with me on this journey.
Have an amazing weekend and don’t forget to smile 😊