A day without laughter is a day wasted. Hope you take a little time to laugh again.
Jokes to make you smile again.
In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! ๐๐
KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad?
DAD : โ Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white
KID :- Now understand why grandpaโs hairs are all whiteโฆ
Moral :- Donโt be over smart…
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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth
Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!๐๐ณ
Don’t laugh alone, share with othersย ๐
A bus full of housewives going on a picnicย fell into a river, andย all died .
Each husband cried for a week,ย one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked why did he miss his wife so much ?
He replied miserably :ย No.ย My wifeย missedย the bus !!!ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐
If I made one person smile, it was worth it!ย
Without YOU, there will be no me. Thank you for staying with me on this journey.
Have an amazing weekend and donโt forget to smile ๐
Blessings for a wonderful, powerfilled weekend! โค
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Thank you and many happy returns ๐๐
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Hahaha….Laughter is good medicine! Thanks ! I love the giraffes on your site. That picture is so delightful.
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Thank you Sally for joining me on my journey of writings.
I’m happy you are having fun on my Funny Fridays – Mission Accomplished ๐๐๐๐
I LOVE giraffes ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ thank you
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